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982501 Travis : He asks to see mine, and I'm a man
982502 River Plate : okey guys i gotta go , have a wonderfull day sunday
982503 Travis : Norah, they never found Jack the Ripper, just sayin'
982505 Jdawg78 : Did you ever see that show on Showtime? It was the guy that did Borat.
982506 Travis : bye RP
982507 Jdawg78 : And he recruited these guys to do a seminar on how to spot terrorists.
982508 Jdawg78 : Hasta luego River Plate!
982509 Travis : Yeah, it's funny, staged but funny
982510 Jugador : Sacha baron Cohen
982511 Jdawg78 : Anyway, he said -there's no way to know who's under the robe...so you need to use this mirror to check to see if it is terrorist with penis..
982512 Jdawg78 : Yeah, Sacha Baron Cohen.
982513 Jugador : He's very funny
982514 Norah19 : I am going to make tea with absinthe
982516 Jdawg78 : Absinth?
982517 Jdawg78 : Isn't that a green alcohol that can make you hallucinate?
982520 Travis : It originally had wormwood in it
982521 Travis : it's blue and turns green after you pour it over a sugarcube
982522 Jdawg78 : I thought Allah shunned wine...except when he gives you wine as a reward.
982523 Travis : takes like Jagermeister with a burn
982524 Jdawg78 : alcohol, I mean.
982525 Travis : Who is America? JD
982526 Jdawg78 : Yeah, that's the show.
982527 Travis : When he plays the Mossad trainer, he clearly has a ton of makeup on, but no one seems to know or care haha
982528 Jdawg78 : It was kind of like watching a train wreck.
982529 Jdawg78 : I cringed...but couldn't look away.
982530 Travis : same here
982531 Travis : I don't know how he doesn't crack up and ruin the skit, years of practice I guess
982532 Jdawg78 : When he was at some texan town hall and he was talking about building a mosque in their town.
982533 Travis : It was Kingman, Arizona
982534 Jdawg78 : With their donation money.
982535 Travis : Yes, I've seen them all
982536 Travis : The biggest mosque in America, you're welcome
982537 Jdawg78 : I think he tried to mess with Bernie...but Bernie was just like -don't be an idiot- and just left.
982538 Travis : Yeah, I saw that
982539 Travis : Face it, Bernie is a grumpy old fart
982540 Jdawg78 : Like the other guys were going along with training 6 year old kids to use guns...etc.
982542 Jdawg78 : And Bernie just goes -No, this is stupid.-
982543 Travis : When you see a terrorist, just charge at them with a picture of a pig or two homosexuals and say "I'm gay"
982544 Jdawg78 : LOL Yes...
982545 Travis : They'll run and drop their weapons
982546 Jdawg78 : Didn't he give them a dildo as a weapon too?
982547 Travis : Yeah lol
982548 Travis : I mean come on...funny skit but unbelievable
982549 Travis : still, he's creative
982550 Travis : and ballsy
982551 Jdawg78 : I'm sure there would be a cutting room floor full of people just telling him to f off.
982552 Travis : Yeah, still......pretty damn hilarious
982553 Travis : Or some would say....Dude, I know you're Borat.....Should I just go along with it?
982554 Travis : The billionaire Greek with the long hair is kinda funny too
982555 Jdawg78 : I think one guy tried to say that he felt like it was a joke so he played along.
982556 Jdawg78 : But I think that was after he got some back lash for what he said...
982557 Travis : Like a 70 year old Yanni
982558 Jdawg78 : I can't remember which it was. I think it was the first episode.
982559 Travis : Some reporter is interviewing him while his gf is giving him first a hand job then a BJ under a towel.....and the guy just continues like no one notices.....
982560 Jdawg78 : Yeah...and I'm sure stuff like that happens all the time.
982561 Jdawg78 : Roy Moore I guess is still trying to Sue him.
982562 Travis : youtu.be/_uJ9ZcvAUZU
982563 Travis : OK Italian billionaire....
982564 Travis : Roy Moore oh brother
982565 Norah19 : jdawg absinth is a plant
982566 Norah19 : i add it with tea
982567 Jdawg78 : It's also the name of a drink.
982568 Jdawg78 : Oh, it's the plant that's used to make the drink.
982569 Norah19 : google it, write this in the bar: absinthe plant
982570 Jdawg78 : Wormwood tea is a thing I guess.
982571 Jdawg78 : I just did.
982572 Norah19 : i clean it with hot watter
982573 Jdawg78 : with hot wasser...
982574 Norah19 : in arabic : عشبة الشيبا
982575 Jdawg78 : Isn't that german for Water?
982576 Norah19 : ja wasser
982577 Norah19 : sprechen sie deutsch?
982578 Jdawg78 : Nope. LOL
982579 Norah19 : warum?
982580 Jdawg78 : I wonder if my boss would be mad if they found me sleeping when they came in.
982581 Travis : I'm guessing yes
982582 Jdawg78 : I better stay awake then.
982583 Travis : Just a wild guess mind you
982585 Travis : Do you have anything to blackmail your boss with?
982586 Travis : Any secret info? lol
982587 Jdawg78 : No. I don't think so.
982588 Travis : coersion is the name of the game in the heartless airport pay station business
982589 Norah19 : listen to this oral morning prayers instead
982590 Norah19 : www.youtube.com/watch
982591 Travis : I'll pass Norah, you do it for all of us
982592 Travis : I'll start listening to that when you start chanting like a Dominican monk
982593 Jdawg78 : I pray to Joe Pesci. He gets better results.
982594 Travis : Was that funny? Was that funny?
982595 Jdawg78 : It's something George Carlin said.
982596 Travis : youtu.be/r_DwZfyXAXI
982597 Travis : WARNING bad language
982598 Lynx : hiya!
982599 Norah19 : listen to this instead
982600 Norah19 : www.youtube.com/watch
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