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974729 BillMcneal : <starts doing the ceremonial reproductive dance around you>
974730 BillMcneal : sorry, it's a family tradition
974731 Norah19 : I think you lost your consciousness, did you drink something not good?
974732 BillMcneal : i know it looks like playing hopscotch but it's very serious
974733 BillMcneal : i did have strong coffee yesterday but i think it's been purged from my system by now
974734 BillMcneal : can't say the same about your "tea"
974736 Norah19 : I really want to leave that appart, i don’t feel confortable anymore
974737 BillMcneal : whose apart, your brother's?
974738 BillMcneal : why do you say "that" anyway, where are you right now? did you run away?
974740 BillMcneal : why does it make you uncomfortable?
974741 Norah19 : Everything i eat and drink in it make me sick
974742 BillMcneal : you know, it's not the apartment that does that
974743 BillMcneal : what's bothering you?
974744 BillMcneal : could be stress, or maybe cholera
974745 Norah19 : No, i never have stress
974747 charliedontsurf : Why is everybody only talking about health issues lately? What's with the rampant hypochondria? lol
974748 charliedontsurf : You guys are young fgs, be shy now
974749 Norah19 : The only thing that streses me is satan and jinns
974750 BillMcneal : i don't know, who's doing that? i think i have amnesia
974751 Norah19 : But i don’t fear satan anymore
974752 charliedontsurf : I thought you were over your jinn hangup
974753 BillMcneal : ok, two imaginary things, good, good
974754 BillMcneal : i fear the number 5i + 17
974755 BillMcneal : that one is for dawg
974756 BillMcneal : who's suffering of chronic "not a rich person" syndrome
974757 charliedontsurf : Tomorrow you'll be terrified of Satan again, come on Norah
974758 charliedontsurf : I think you need to embolden your fears, put them up for public display, perhaps make youtube videos
974759 Norah19 : Yes i am over, i got ride of that fearness, it’s Allah, He had mercy on me and then He forbade for satan to come close to me
974760 charliedontsurf : You could make tons of cash, and then give it all away to charity and tell the world how valiant and humble you are
974761 charliedontsurf : Hmmm you'll change your mind by Tuesday
974762 Norah19 : Why do you fear the number 5 and 17?
974763 charliedontsurf : May "Monikita" is a real-life jinn or Satan himself
974764 BillMcneal : it's friday, the holiest day of the week, and you're sick
974765 BillMcneal : it's a math joke norah
974766 charliedontsurf : maybe*
974767 BillMcneal : 5i is an imaginary number, at least i have the dignity of fearing a complex number
974768 charliedontsurf : he said 5i dear
974769 Norah19 : Monikita is my sister, she is a real human
974770 BillMcneal : hey, monikita could definitely be the wolf in sheep's clothing
974771 charliedontsurf : Norah, I sometimes think that Monika is a demon
974772 BillMcneal : norah, monika came to me in dreams and did unspeakable things!
974773 charliedontsurf : When we cuddle in bed, I sometimes feel a hoof where her foot should be, but I'm afraid to look
974774 Norah19 : No she isn’t, she is an angel
974775 Norah19 : Trust me
974776 charliedontsurf : Satan was an angel too
974777 BillMcneal : that was part of her "act"
974778 charliedontsurf : I've seen her wings, and they're not on her back
974779 charliedontsurf : be terrified now
974780 Norah19 : What?
974781 Norah19 : Satan never was an angel!
974782 charliedontsurf : So much you don't know
974783 charliedontsurf : Yes, he was an angel of light
974784 Norah19 : Satan is made from fire but angels are from light
974785 BillMcneal : elvis never did no drugs!
974786 charliedontsurf : I don't know how blind you are, but fire shows up on the spectrum
974787 charliedontsurf : My rabbi says you are fibbing
974788 charliedontsurf : omg Norah, are you being attacked by a jinn?
974789 charliedontsurf : Are you in the hospital?
974790 BillMcneal : the abrahamic status quo is so darn boring, at least pagans had complex stories to tell
974791 charliedontsurf : Please comment so that we know you're OK
974792 charliedontsurf : Give us a thumbs up using smoke please
974793 Norah19 : Jinns fear me actually, they don’t come near me
974794 charliedontsurf : Yes, you're am imposing force of nature, I don't blame them
974795 charliedontsurf : I assume you shower regularly?
974796 charliedontsurf : I'm just trying to follow all leads
974798 BillMcneal : i thought they peeped while you showered
974799 charliedontsurf : So is your brother still banging the "other woman?"
974800 charliedontsurf : I think when he gets drunk he makes weak moral decisions
974801 charliedontsurf : Or maybe it was the bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich in secret
974802 Norah19 : Travis, satan left me because my father was pleased with me when he died
974803 charliedontsurf : Either way I pray for your brother Amen
974804 Norah19 : And my morher was hyper pleased with me too
974805 charliedontsurf : That's good Norah, I wish I could get some one-on-one attention from the Father of Lies
974807 Norah19 : I think if you make your parents happy with you satan will leave you
974808 charliedontsurf : I step on puppies, blaspheme and live a wanton lifestyle, to no avail, not even a decent Ouija board
974809 BillMcneal : he's a very strange troll this satan dude
974810 Norah19 : Satan can’t attack someone who is protected by his parents
974811 BillMcneal : <heresy>
974812 charliedontsurf : My parents are in Valhalla trying to convince them that they have some Norwegian blood
974813 BillMcneal : so your parents are like allah now?
974814 charliedontsurf : If Elizabeth Warren can be a Cherokee with 1/1024th blood, I think they have a fighting chance..Shoal!
974815 BillMcneal : shoa?
974816 Norah19 : I don’t know how satan can attack me now? It is impossible
974817 charliedontsurf : May Odin bless you with a large litter of children Norah
974818 BillMcneal : if he's smart enough he'll go for firearms next time
974819 charliedontsurf : Of course you'll have to expose your privates each time to at least 30 seconds of exposure
974820 charliedontsurf : I think that's a pretty good deal, sweets
974821 charliedontsurf : Just think, with some planning you could be wiping your child's butt within a year
974822 charliedontsurf : Luke, any Aegis talk lately?
974823 charliedontsurf : For a bit there, I thought we were gonna be in constant contact lol
974824 charliedontsurf : Silence....a clear case of jinn attack, good luck Norah
974825 charliedontsurf : I suggest a heavy pan and an upward karate chop
974826 BillMcneal : aegis is listening to kraftwerk
974827 BillMcneal : everybody else is dead
974828 BillMcneal : maybe for good
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