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965769 Travis : or an ex gf?
965770 jdawg78 : Her sister just turned red. -That actually happened?-
965771 jdawg78 : An ex gf.
965772 Travis : oh, not the same lol
965773 Travis : They say that humans often have sex face to face and not doggy style for a reason too, any clue why?
965774 jdawg78 : Now I'm at the point where I can dream...pee...feel like I'm peeing...
965775 jdawg78 : But wake up dry and realize I still have a chance to get up and go.
965777 Travis : They assume that in humans it takes longer than other animals to raise their young to a point where they can take care of themselves, and in order to do that the male needs to stick around
965778 jdawg78 : And our flat faces...
965779 jdawg78 : So when we nurse, we feel closer...
965780 Travis : Males are visual oriented, and perhaps by looking into the face of the female during sex it will trigger a memory, keeping him around
965781 jdawg78 : A deeper sense of closeness.
965782 bob : apes and owls have flat faces
965783 jdawg78 : Owls don't nurce.
965784 jdawg78 : nurse-
965785 Travis : people think that babies are smiling at them, they're usually farting lol
965786 jdawg78 : Well, farting is funny.
965787 jdawg78 : It's universal.
965788 Travis : but we tell ourselves they know us now, and like us, look at her smile at me
965789 bob : babies in the first few weeks will connect with anything face-like
965790 bob : they proved it with smiley face masks
965791 Travis : so we erringly ascribe the smile to us, making a phony bond, but hey, it works
965792 jdawg78 : The smell too.
965793 jdawg78 : When a baby bonds with their mother...the smell of the baby is like crack.
965794 Travis : there is a famous test where they put babies with monkey dolls to test bonding and lack of bonding
965795 jdawg78 : Which is why a mother can be aggressive if someone tries to hurt the baby.
965796 Travis : the smell of the baby IS IN the crack
965797 jdawg78 : Didn't that monkey die...the one that just had a baby bottle...and a cold non moving monkey mannaquin?
965798 Travis : sad experiments
965799 bob : they sent monkeys into space.....wouldnt be allowed today
965800 jdawg78 : Because they could inhabit another planet and create the planet of the apes.
965801 jdawg78 : Wait a minute, statue of liberty...
965802 jdawg78 : That was OUR planet!
965803 bob : and the chimps teaparty at the zoo
965804 jdawg78 : Damn you!!!
965805 jdawg78 : You blew it up!
965806 bob : and elephant rides........god they have drained all the fun out of life
965807 Norah19 : good morning my people
965808 Travis : Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape
965809 jdawg78 : Hey Norah!
965810 Travis : I am not your people Norah, but hi lol
965811 bob : im not your people norah.....ignorah
965812 jdawg78 : The other thing about smell...it's a subconscious thing. Which is why a brother and sister raised together have no attraction to each other, (usually)
965813 Norah19 : hi jdawg, how are you today?
965814 Travis : soylent green is people, soylent green is made of of...peo,,,oke
965815 jdawg78 : I'm alright.
965817 jdawg78 : Travis, it's good that they have soylent green. Otherwise people would go extinct.
965818 Travis : Are you naked presently, Norah?
965819 Travis : Good point JD
965820 jdawg78 : I'm naked under my clothes.
965821 Travis : Maybe as you suggest, we SHOULD go extinct
965822 Travis : The planet will be just fine either way
965823 jdawg78 : Well, we are using our skills to stay alive.
965824 jdawg78 : It's not about should or shouldn't. And if keeping animals from going extinct so we can eat them is part of that process...
965825 Travis : Sure, and doing very little real damage to Earth regardless of the naysayers and hysterical
965826 Travis : Like you said, we're USING cattle for our own needs
965827 jdawg78 : But it's not like we always make the best decisions either.
965828 Travis : sorry, I like a good medium-rare ribeye
965829 jdawg78 : For a while we thought it was a good idea to drill holes in peoples head as treatment for spirits.
965830 Travis : Of course, we're fallible beings
965831 Travis : And now we're convincing ourselves that the world will come to an end in 10 years if we don't implement AOCs ridiculous claims lol
965832 Travis : HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU!
965833 jdawg78 : So, we're finally admitting to our past fallacies...
965835 Norah19 : how do we like answer on quora?
965836 Travis : finally?
965837 jdawg78 : This argument goes two ways.
965838 Norah19 : is it the upvote?
965839 Travis : actually it probably goes a dozen ways
965840 Travis : English Norah
965841 Travis : quora makes no sense, at least to me
965842 jdawg78 : Is that like a merger between the Quoran and the Torrah?
965843 Travis : lol maybe
965844 Travis : Both monotheistic Abrahamic kissing-cousins
965845 jdawg78 : So did Allah actually split the moon in two? Where are the cracks? Who put it back together?
965846 bob : moon = euphemism for butt
965847 Travis : oh brother
965848 Travis : Bob is going back to his schooldays
965849 jdawg78 : Just made some soup.
965850 Travis : Well done, Emeril
965851 Travis : buen provecho!
965852 jdawg78 : It was a canned soup. LOL
965853 jdawg78 : But I did add cheese and seasonings.
965854 jdawg78 : So I improved it.
965855 Travis : I eat canned soup often, nothing wrong with that
965856 Travis : it's convenient, even if a bit salty
965857 Norah19 : i will practise deutsch inshallah
965858 Norah19 : guten morgen
965859 jdawg78 : guten morgen.
965860 jdawg78 : Ich bin Jdawg.
965861 Norah19 : spreshen sie deutsch?
965862 jdawg78 : Just that sentence. LOL
965863 Norah19 : das ist gut
965864 boqueron : Buenos días
965865 jdawg78 : Oh, and We Have Six. is fun to say in German.
965866 jdawg78 : Wir Haben Secs.
965867 jdawg78 : Hola Boqueron!
965868 boqueron : Qué tal , trabajando supongo
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