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963439 jdawg78 : I don't stutter nor have hemorrhoids.
963440 sonvzvezdnuyunoc : thanks Jd
963441 charliedontsurf : OK this is getting bizarre
963442 jdawg78 : I have bad handwriting.
963443 jdawg78 : So maybe my handwriting has a stutter.
963444 charliedontsurf : So do I
963445 charliedontsurf : I used to take pride in my cursive, not I don't care and my cursing is out of control
963446 charliedontsurf : now*
963447 jdawg78 : Trying to write as fast as your brain...
963448 sonvzvezdnuyunoc : i cant define if my writing is crap or beautiful, it's both
963449 jdawg78 : Your brain is faster than your hand.
963450 charliedontsurf : Your handwriting has a pronounced stammer
963451 charliedontsurf : crap, gross!
963452 sonvzvezdnuyunoc : cursive haha
963453 sonvzvezdnuyunoc : lol gross
963454 charliedontsurf : I see no reason at all to crap on the floor, absolutely none
963455 jdawg78 : I can write curses in cursive.
963456 jdawg78 : Anyone under the age of 30 won't be able to read it. LOL
963457 charliedontsurf : I've heard that more often than JD's jokes
963458 jdawg78 : What does that say? I think that's a U, something yourself...
963459 charliedontsurf : lol JD
963460 sonvzvezdnuyunoc : do Americans use cursive nowadays?
963461 sonvzvezdnuyunoc : if they write at all
963462 charliedontsurf : Americans?
963464 jdawg78 : My mother used to do calligraphy.
963465 sonvzvezdnuyunoc : like f\ex greek dont
963466 charliedontsurf : What does nationality have to do with it?
963467 sonvzvezdnuyunoc : russians always join letters
963468 jdawg78 : She would send cool christmas cards with your name writting in this cool calligraphy script.
963469 sonvzvezdnuyunoc : Jd sounds like a refined hobby
963470 jdawg78 : And she had this ink that was like reflective gold.
963471 charliedontsurf : I communicate by pheremones
963472 jdawg78 : Charlie, those aren't pheramones...those are burritos...
963473 sonvzvezdnuyunoc : do you keep some of her cards?
963474 jdawg78 : What is a fart? But a defeated sigh of a trapped turd.
963475 charliedontsurf : Norah should do that, Arabic calligraphy
963476 jdawg78 : I probably should have...since she passed away recently.
963477 jdawg78 : My sister might still have some.
963478 charliedontsurf : lol JD
963479 charliedontsurf : Ever since I attained demigod status, I no longer require eating or using the restroom
963480 sonvzvezdnuyunoc : Sorry to hear that Jd
963481 charliedontsurf : That sucketh biggeth
963482 sonvzvezdnuyunoc : charlie, nice try
963483 sonvzvezdnuyunoc : *adds megalomania to Charlie's broad diagnoses list*
963484 charliedontsurf : Maybe that can be my next catchphrase'
963485 jdawg78 : It's been a couple years...I think I might still be in the denial part of it.
963486 jdawg78 : She was a nurse...
963487 sonvzvezdnuyunoc : yeah I understand Jd
963488 charliedontsurf : Adds lack of ability to read between the lines to Olga's lol
963489 jdawg78 : Here's a joke she told me...
963490 sonvzvezdnuyunoc : lol Jon
963491 jdawg78 : There were a couple of nurses in the cafeteria chatting...when suddenly this bearded figure bursts in.
963492 jdawg78 : He cuts in front of everyone ahead of the line...grabs his lunch and leaves.
963493 jdawg78 : -Who was that?- one nurse asked.
963494 jdawg78 : -That's just God- said another nurse -He thinks hes a Doctor.-
963496 jdawg78 : The whole doctors with a god complex.
963497 jdawg78 : This was God with a Doctor complex.
963498 charliedontsurf : So which had herpes?
963499 sonvzvezdnuyunoc : do you have siblings, Jd?
963500 sonvzvezdnuyunoc : i got a lesson in 10 mins
963501 charliedontsurf : Two Siamese twins joined at the hips
963502 jdawg78 : I have quite a few.
963503 jdawg78 : 3 sisters and 2 brothers.
963504 jdawg78 : Well, 2 sisters now.
963505 charliedontsurf : I have a meeting at 3, too
963506 jdawg78 : One of them also passed away recently.
963507 sonvzvezdnuyunoc : lessons can be cool but most of the time working with people you have to nurse them and pretend, and also be responsible for everything
963509 sonvzvezdnuyunoc : wow lucky you, Jd
963510 sonvzvezdnuyunoc : omg Jd sorry
963511 jdawg78 : 2 sisters on my mothers side...2 brothers and 1 sister on my fathers side.
963512 jdawg78 : Sort of like the brady bunch.
963513 charliedontsurf : This sounds like a Norah moment
963514 charliedontsurf : Did all of them have hair of gold, like their mother, the youngest one in curls?
963515 jdawg78 : Well one of my brothers was blond...
963516 charliedontsurf : Don't tell me you had a maid named Alice
963517 jdawg78 : We couldn't afford a maid.
963518 charliedontsurf : Just as well
963519 charliedontsurf : Who needs a maid, anyway?
963520 charliedontsurf : You're not an East Coast elitist
963521 charliedontsurf : Is your butcher named Sam?
963522 charliedontsurf : I bet your pet dog is Tiger, admit it
963523 jdawg78 : My butcher is the local grocery store. LOL
963524 jdawg78 : I have a cat.
963525 charliedontsurf : so a feline, close enough, add mane and call her a Chia pet
963526 jdawg78 : Well, 3 cats.
963527 charliedontsurf : Three felines = one Federline
963528 charliedontsurf : Olga must be sipping vodka
963529 charliedontsurf : OK I have to go, tell Bob he was a blast as usual, have a good one you guys
963530 jdawg78 : Hasta luego Charliedontsurf!
963532 sonvzvezdnuyunoc : ok guys i was glad to see you, im off to pretend i want to talk to my student
963534 jdawg78 : Just remember to fake smile...
963535 jdawg78 : and raise your eyebrowes...
963536 jdawg78 : otherwise it will look fake.
963537 sonvzvezdnuyunoc : loool i avoid using camera although i have to, technically
963538 sonvzvezdnuyunoc : but i always tap it, few complaints come in
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