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962212 Travis : You're an hour ahead of me
962213 jdawg78 : Well, 2 hours and 45 minutes.
962214 jdawg78 : It's 4:15 here...
962215 jdawg78 : I'm off at 7.
962216 Travis : Right...3:15 here
962217 Travis : I get off at 6:15
962218 Travis : You need to learn Dueling Banjos
962219 jdawg78 : I didn't bring enough chicken to grill.
962220 Travis : stun your audience of one
962221 jdawg78 : I do have some potatoes though.
962222 Travis : Man doth not live on chicken alone......Jeshua ben Joseph
962223 jdawg78 : I also have some brussels sprouts.
962224 Travis : They suck, too bitter
962225 Travis : But knock yourself out
962226 Travis : You're going to grow buckteeth and floppy ears
962227 Travis : And I hope that pile in your seat is cotton
962228 jdawg78 : Just have to know how to cook them.
962229 Travis : I'll pass
962230 jdawg78 : Roasting brings out the sweetness, a pinch of salt helps counter act the bitterness.
962231 jdawg78 : And bacon just makes them yummy.
962232 Travis : Yes, we've had this verbatim conversation recently, to the letter lol
962233 Travis : Still not going to try it, have at it, mister
962234 jdawg78 : I should also mention that these are frozen and being microwaved and I don't have any bacon.
962235 Travis : Don't let me ruin your feast
962236 jdawg78 : Wow, a customer. First one all night.
962237 Travis : 0-3 is usually a losing season
962238 Travis : Ask them for their autograph
962239 Travis : Make your clientele feel important
962240 Travis : Then critique their cursive and send them on their way....
962241 jdawg78 : What do you think about eating raw potato?
962242 jdawg78 : cursive?
962243 Travis : I don't think about it....ever
962244 jdawg78 : People under the age of 30 can't read cursive anymore.
962245 Travis : cursive...handwriting
962246 Travis : Neither one of us is under 30
962247 jdawg78 : I know...
962248 Travis : And if they are...tell them that you used to have to wait to school barefoot in snow
962249 Travis : walk*
962250 jdawg78 : I was thinking...give a kid a stick shift car, a map, and instructions in cursive...
962251 jdawg78 : And they'd perish.
962252 Travis : Good, more food for the rest of us
962253 jdawg78 : After world war 3, the only bibles left were in cursive.
962254 jdawg78 : Which led to ww4 within 5 days.
962255 Travis : Did they say shit damn hell?
962256 Travis : Surely we can come up with a PG-13 version
962257 Travis : for the childrennnnnnnnnnnn
962258 Travis : I fear Bob has once again taken to the fruit of the vine
962260 jdawg78 : So Cain doesn't kill Abel, he steals his toy truck.
962261 Travis : Must be the Monty Python version
962262 jdawg78 : And Jesus wasn't crucified, he was sent to his cave without dinner.
962263 Travis : Adam and Eve raised Cain, and lowered Abel
962264 jdawg78 : The G-rated bible.
962265 Travis : The early non-canonical Infancy gospel of Jesus says that young Jesus had a mean streak
962266 Travis : If he didn't get his way, he's kill a kid for spite
962267 jdawg78 : A friend of mine had this joke.
962268 jdawg78 : Why did the kid dressed as Jesus on halloween get no candy?
962269 Travis : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inf...
962270 jdawg78 : Because it kept falling through the holes in his hands.
962271 Travis : Blasphemy!
962272 Travis : so actually he got the candy, he just couldn't keep it
962273 jdawg78 : He wanted to be authentic in his costume.
962274 Travis : I know, I know, technicality
962275 Travis : He should have gone as Lady Godiva, and tucked his manhood
962276 jdawg78 : Those sprouts were expired by a few months.
962277 jdawg78 : But still pretty tastey.
962278 jdawg78 : tasty-
962279 Travis : I'll take your word for it
962280 Travis : hints of petrol and ash, marshmellow notes?
962281 jdawg78 : Butter, lot's of butter.
962282 Travis : Have Bob supply some of his wine, or ask Jesus to turn urine into a good merlot
962283 jdawg78 : Like in Red Dwarf. They had wine made from recycled urine.
962284 jdawg78 : -A truly great wine shouldn't give you a foam mustache that you can only remove with terpintine.-
962286 Travis : Bob is new wine in an old bottle......
962287 jdawg78 : Wow, it's a full moon.
962288 Travis : That's what she said
962289 Travis : And a hell of a shadow
962290 jdawg78 : I was playing this game.
962291 jdawg78 : Hole.io.
962292 jdawg78 : hole-io.com/
962293 jdawg78 : Interesting fun.
962294 jdawg78 : You're a hole and the more stuff you consume the bigger you get.
962295 jdawg78 : And it's a competition so you can swallow other holes if you are bigger. But you also move slower.
962296 Travis : holey crap
962298 Travis : Bob must have sobered up
962299 Travis : I wonder where Jugador and Glass are?
962300 Travis : I need to go JD, have a good end of shift
962301 jdawg78 : hasta luego!
962302 Norah19 : hi my people
962303 Norah19 : i want to practise deutsch inshallah
962304 Verntuzo : Nadie here
962305 Verntuzo : No más mevement here
962307 Verntuzo : Hans are you who want to practice spanish?
962308 Verntuzo : and he what dont understan me yes
962309 Norah19 : hallo verntuzo
962310 Norah19 : sprechen sie deutsch?
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