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937789 PauLa : and you would be eaten
937790 jdawg78 : Birds shouldn't be eating bread anyway. It can give them diabetes.
937791 jdawg78 : Better to feed them seeds and nuts.
937792 CaptainJack : thats wher i come in jd
937793 BillMcneal : i'm not leaving this world with soft words
937794 CaptainJack : :~)
937795 CaptainJack : so his words were lost p?
937796 PauLa : so they said
937797 CaptainJack : he was most likely hoping you cared enough to cal 911
937799 BillMcneal : lions are overkill, there are way worse ways to die
937800 BillMcneal : komodo dragons are particularly gruesome
937801 PauLa : maybe, I wasn´t there, but I would do it
937802 CaptainJack : boredom worse lol
937803 BillMcneal : did they wall people up in scotland?
937804 CaptainJack : so many folk and so little conversation
937805 CaptainJack : they did bill hadrian
937806 jdawg78 : Okay, now there are customers.
937807 BillMcneal : oh i don't mean that type of wall :P
937808 jdawg78 : I should train the crows to attack them.
937809 BillMcneal : you know when they had to execute somebody but they didn't have the guts to really do it, so they put you behind a wall and left you there to just die?
937810 BillMcneal : such a weird method
937811 BillMcneal : haha dawg
937812 PauLa : En Venecia han declarado plagas a las palomas y piden a los turistas no las alimenten
937813 BillMcneal : quick, create a shortcut for it with your awesome budgie desktop ¬¬
937814 jdawg78 : Some places did the firing squad where only one person would have a real bullet. And no one knew which one had it.
937815 BillMcneal : that's how all firing squads work, actually
937816 BillMcneal : i wonder if it really works
937817 BillMcneal : or if it only ensures that all the soldiers will feel bad haha
937818 CaptainJack : i doubt you guys feel bad about much
937819 BillMcneal : i feel bad about pretty much everything
937820 BillMcneal : especially because of elitism, you taught me that one
937821 CaptainJack : you should do your worst, as karma tends to give you things in life you un boomers think is outwith your elitist feelings
937823 BillMcneal : unboomers
937826 jdawg78 : Unibombers.
937827 CaptainJack : uni bomber would be more apt
937829 CaptainJack : si jd lol
937831 CaptainJack : great minds
937833 jdawg78 : Maybe lethal injection should be done that way.
937834 jdawg78 : Just everyone inject the guy...all are just saline...only one is poison.
937835 Macuahuitl : Paula I sent your a PM.
937837 jdawg78 : Or just make him listen to bad music until he wants to kill himself.
937840 CaptainJack : what music is bad jd?
937841 jdawg78 : Hmm,
937842 jdawg78 : The Ketchup Song?
937843 CaptainJack : ok you win
937845 CaptainJack : but they were hot
937846 CaptainJack : las ketchup
937847 jdawg78 : Well, they won't have the video. Just the music.
937850 jdawg78 : I have a 3 hour gap until the next plane. :O
937851 CaptainJack : fear it lol
937857 CaptainJack : :)
937858 jdawg78 : And GrubHub (a food delivery) service is offering me a free coca-cola product with delivery.
937859 BillMcneal : free diabetes!
937861 BillMcneal : here's some bread
937864 CaptainJack : diet?
937866 jdawg78 : Did you see the cartoon -Life with Louie- back in the 90's?
937868 jdawg78 : He had this fat gold fish. And she's like -What are you feeding your fish?-
937869 jdawg78 : -Just his favorites, cheese cake, fried chicken...
937874 BillMcneal : i think you and jon are the only gen-x here
937875 BillMcneal : you aren't even 40, how are you gen x exactly? that's crazy
937876 BillMcneal : generations make no sense
937877 jdawg78 : I'm 41.
937878 CaptainJack : gen x?
937882 BillMcneal : i take it back, sorry gentleman
937884 BillMcneal : generation x, jacko
937885 jdawg78 : I was born in 78.
937886 BillMcneal : kurt cobain, AOL
937887 BillMcneal : that's about it
937888 jdawg78 : Did you just think there were 77 more Jdawgs?
937890 CaptainJack : do you like guitar solos?
937891 BillMcneal : it would have been a fair guess
937892 BillMcneal : i sure do, and i'm a millennial, hm
937894 jdawg78 : Okay, Millenial...
937895 PauLa : I´m not
937896 jdawg78 : milennial--
937898 CaptainJack : rod stewart, i was only joking
937901 jdawg78 : So spoiled, they want everything...clean air, fair politics, equal rights.
937902 jdawg78 : Sheesh.
937903 jdawg78 : We never had that stuff growing up.
937904 BillMcneal : paula you're a ragtime gal
937905 BillMcneal : you were dancing the charleston with al capone
937908 PauLa : and with Hitler, maybe lol
937909 jdawg78 : I hope not. Capone had syphilus.
937910 jdawg78 : syphilis.
937911 jdawg78 : Hitler only had one testicle.
937913 CaptainJack : The clappers were good
937914 jdawg78 : If he had 2, maybe he wouldn't have been so grumpy.
937915 CaptainJack : not the syphillis ones
937919 CaptainJack : The clappers dance
937922 jdawg78 : The clappers are the part of the bell that makes them go clang.
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