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Here you can see all the history of previous conversations.
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876821 BillMcneal : could be an indian name
876822 BillMcneal : nodbody singh
876823 jdawg78 : I think I need a nap.
876824 jdawg78 : I'll just stick a balloon in the window with a smiley face drawn on it.
876825 jdawg78 : No one will be the wiser.
876826 Macuahuitl : norah, have you found your soulmate yet?
876829 BillMcneal : they'll find out when they see the smile
876830 BillMcneal : just make him look worker-sad
876831 jdawg78 : worker-sad! Ha!
876832 BillMcneal : <-
876833 Macuahuitl : hello paula
876834 jdawg78 : I'll just let some of the air out of the balloon. That will do it.
876835 jdawg78 : A half inflated balloon just laying out the window.
876840 Norah19 : I really don ´t like to stay alone at home, i will go crazy
876841 Macuahuitl : you should start a family, norah
876842 jdawg78 : You are never alone. Allah is watching you.
876843 Macuahuitl : find your soulmate
876845 jdawg78 : At least that's what the guy hiding in the bushes said his name was.
876846 jdawg78 : I should have called the police maybe.
876849 jdawg78 : :)
876850 jdawg78 : It's even blue, like how I feel.
876857 BillMcneal : norah you're surrounded by billions and maybe trillions of microorganisms slowly decomposing the organic matter you and your family leave everywhere
876858 BillMcneal : oh yeah
876860 PauLa : oh my
876861 jdawg78 : Isn't it like 30 lbs of our body weight is just bacteria?
876863 Macuahuitl : i g2g
876864 BillMcneal : it is?
876865 Macuahuitl : bbl...maybe
876868 BillMcneal : paula's are fewer, because of the whole "saint nun body incorruptibility"
876869 Norah19 : I love Allah watching me but what i dislike is satan watching me
876870 BillMcneal : oh satan is just alright, you don't mess with him, he doesn't mess with you
876871 jdawg78 : Like if you took away every bit of DNA from a person and left behind just the bacteria and other critters living on us...
876872 PauLa : Im just a soul
876874 jdawg78 : You'd still be able to recognize the person.
876876 jdawg78 : It would look like a person still.
876877 jdawg78 : I'm just a half inflated balloon.
876882 jdawg78 : When you let the air out, it just sighs.
876884 PauLa : a sad blue ballon
876885 jdawg78 : ains-
876890 jdawg78 : lo pongo en la ventana y los clientes no se dan cuenta de no soy yo.
876892 PauLa : que no*
876894 BillMcneal : so! who's ready for some hot multiplayer minesweeper action?
876895 BillMcneal : we press the squares one at a time
876900 BillMcneal : hold on, this really exists
876902 jdawg78 : That could be cool.
876903 jdawg78 : Like russian roullette.
876904 BillMcneal : minesweeper.io/game.html
876905 jdawg78 : The person that gets the mine loses.
876909 BillMcneal : honestly, i still don't get it
876910 jdawg78 : Damn it. The mine scared me.
876911 BillMcneal : this game is for people with iq's over 300
876915 jdawg78 : Just found 2 mines in a row.
876916 Norah19 : For me the best creature on the earth is the mother
876918 PauLa : I agree Norah
876919 BillMcneal : who's the second best?
876923 jdawg78 : There isn't one.
876924 BillMcneal : <no answer>
876925 jdawg78 : Dad's are just useless.
876926 Norah19 : How i miss my mother, i used to sleep in her bed, i forget the world and i sleep deeply
876927 BillMcneal : in due time norah will be indistinguishable from one of those machine learning apps that give you random quotes
876929 jdawg78 : Sort of like me.
876931 BillMcneal : that's nice norah, maybe you should start your own family and become a mother yourself
876932 jdawg78 : Customer: Good morning Me: Have you heard about the immune system of the African tree otter?
876933 BillMcneal : notice that you can become a mother without conceiving children, by adopting them
876934 BillMcneal : haha dawg
876935 jdawg78 : You can be a mother !"·@#~ just by starring in a movie with Samuel L. Jackson.
876936 Norah19 : Yes i agree luke, but i want to get married with a kind man, i don nr like mean men
876937 Norah19 : Don’t
876938 jdawg78 : I'm wearing sunglasses at work because the sun is shining right into the booth.
876939 jdawg78 : I could pretend I'm blind when I hand out change.
876940 BillMcneal : you can be a single mother, no need to get married to adopt babies
876941 jdawg78 : Like just keep missing their hand. Trying to shove the money into there mouth or whatever.
876942 BillMcneal : although it "helps", but not for the reasons you imagine
876943 jdawg78 : We are over populated as it is. Many kids without homes need to be adopted.
876945 BillMcneal : dawg you should do stand up
876946 BillMcneal : there's more money waiting for you there than in your booth
876947 jdawg78 : But I want a sit down job.
876949 PauLa : Jd enrólate en un partido político, consigue una banca, ganarás dinero y no harás nada
876950 BillMcneal : and you'd have to wear this i.pinimg.com/originals/91...
876951 BillMcneal : it's a long way to the top when it comes to politics
876952 BillMcneal : but not when it comes to stand up :P
876953 PauLa : it depends, I know some who buy the bancas
876954 jdawg78 : Thgat's what I'm wearing now.
876955 BillMcneal : but then you need money first
876957 jdawg78 : I have my delivery uniform hat with me. I should order delivery and wear the hat and confuse the guy.
876958 BillMcneal : "your pizza will be ready soon, sir"
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