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Here you can see all the history of previous conversations.
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790922 Norah19 : Really? I ddn’t know
790923 BillMcneal : www.youtube.com/watch
790925 BillMcneal : it is ok
790926 Norah19 : Do u go swimming pool?
790927 BillMcneal : never have, i can't swim
790928 BillMcneal : i mean i never learned, do i look like a fish? don't answer
790929 Norah19 : We want to swim in the sea
790930 BillMcneal : we as in you and i?
790931 Norah19 : Yes why not?
790932 BillMcneal : it sounds romantic
790935 BillMcneal : or maybe you just want to have somebody to hold on to and use as a flotation device in case you drown
790936 Norah19 : U should start the training
790937 BillMcneal : why? what's the use for swimming, exactly?
790939 Norah19 : Swimming is healthy
790940 BillMcneal : many things are and you don't do them, do you do yoga?
790941 Norah19 : I pray instead
790942 BillMcneal : yeah very healthy
790943 BillMcneal : the washing part at least
790944 Norah19 : U sound like a girl
790945 BillMcneal : because of the washing? it is true, men are very dirty
790946 Norah19 : U like to wash like monika
790947 BillMcneal : did you know christians cross themselves with holy water they get from some special fountains you'll find in churches? it's super dirty, despite the fact that it's just water
790948 BillMcneal : they all dip their hands there, it's stinky
790949 BillMcneal : don't you wash?
790950 Norah19 : I do
790951 BillMcneal : then what gives
790952 BillMcneal : can't you spend a whole day without bringing your girlfriend monika into the conversation
790953 Norah19 : Are u monika in disguise?
790954 Norah19 : Monika is my sister
790955 BillMcneal : if by disguise you mean wearing a dark brown wig, then maybe, we'd have to check the rest of the "equipment" to make sure though
790957 BillMcneal : aren't you afraid your friend/sister will sleep with your husband one day? you know, that kind of thing happens all the time
790958 Norah19 : What?
790959 BillMcneal : you read right
790960 BillMcneal : divorce was created for a reason, honey
790961 Norah19 : She will not
790962 BillMcneal : that's what they all say
790965 Norah19 : Let’s have a good intention and say that will not happen
790966 BillMcneal : or let's not be foolish and remember that it does, indeed, happen
790967 BillMcneal : what would you do if you found out your husband is cheating on you?
790968 Norah19 : I will forgive her
790969 BillMcneal : her?
790971 BillMcneal : and your husband?
790972 Norah19 : I will forgive him too
790973 BillMcneal : just like that?
790974 BillMcneal : by doing that you'd only encourage them to go ahead and do it again
790975 Norah19 : Why not?
790976 BillMcneal : because of that
790977 Norah19 : I will keep forgiving them until they are put on the right path
790978 BillMcneal : oh norah, you poor soul
790979 BillMcneal : too good to be married
790980 Norah19 : I know monika, she will not cheat on me
790981 BillMcneal : <sigh>
790984 BillMcneal : ever heard of lorena bobbitt?
790986 jdawg78 : Hola a todos!
790987 BillMcneal : she's an american woman that had an abusive husband, until one day she grabbed a kitchen knife while he was sleeping and cut his d**k off
790988 jdawg78 : In the bedroom, the mighty bedroom, John Bobbit sleeps tonight.
790989 BillMcneal : pretty famous case worldwide
790991 jdawg78 : In the kitchen, the mighty kitchen, Lorena sharpens her knife...
790992 BillMcneal : hi dawg
790994 jdawg78 : A wiener whack, a wiener whack...
790995 jdawg78 : Hola BillMcneal!
790996 BillMcneal : he later went on to make a porno flick
790997 BillMcneal : how's the soda making business going dawg?
790998 jdawg78 : Not bad. Right now I'm making chili con pollo.
790999 jdawg78 : In a rice cooker.
791000 Norah19 : He ddn’t die?
791001 jdawg78 : Men's penis's are like bees. We don't die when we lose them.
791004 BillMcneal : no norah, he got it reimplanted or something
791006 jdawg78 : There are probably pictures of it online.
791007 jdawg78 : Just google penis john bobbit.
791008 jdawg78 : And click on the images tab.
791009 Norah19 : I dn’t think of those stuff
791010 BillMcneal : no way, i still have some dignity
791011 BillMcneal : this is the one search i'm not doing :P
791013 Norah19 : Im busy in learning the birds speech
791014 BillMcneal : the birds and the bees
791015 Norah19 : And flies
791016 jdawg78 : I need to find a new show to binge watch.
791017 Norah19 : I live in my own world
791018 jdawg78 : I've finished Dexter.
791019 BillMcneal : we know norah, we know
791020 BillMcneal : they should make a show about your life...
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