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Here you can see all the history of previous conversations.
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659089 Travis : bong in one hand, New Testament in the other
659090 Travis : no, he's Evangelical
659091 Jugador : same thing, all god botherers
659092 Travis : he left the Mary Cult years ago, now he's a holy roller
659093 Travis : no holy water, no crucifixes
659094 Norah19 : Let’s pray for river
659095 Travis : just a cross and a signed Bible by St Paul
659096 Jugador : let's not
659097 Norah19 : May Allah put him in the right path
659099 Travis : omg you're a broke record
659101 Travis : a human with scratched vinyl
659103 Jugador : Not long for Ramadan to be over now Norah
659104 Travis : I'd like to spin Norah like an old 45 single
659105 Jugador : is it tomorrow?
659106 Travis : She wants to prolong it but it's against the faith
659107 Travis : are you Sunni or Shiite, Norah.....Sunni?
659108 Jugador : Them girls are diet crazy
659109 Travis : Obsessed with Allah
659110 Jugador : be right back
659112 Norah19 : I am muslima
659113 Travis : geez, norah, you're Muslim, really?
659114 Travis : I had no idea
659115 Travis : With 93% of its population being considered religious, Islam is the majority and constitutionally established state religion in Morocco. The vast majority of Muslims in Morocco are Sunni belonging to Maliki school of jurisprudence.
659117 Travis : ok thx Norah
659118 Norah19 : No I am shiite
659120 Norah19 : Muslim is muslim worshipping Allah alone
659121 Jugador : Norah, if you had to marry one of them, would it be a Shiite or a jew?
659122 Norah19 : Travis I want to chat with rosabaya every day
659123 Norah19 : I will not get married, I will rather keep studiying
659124 Jugador : You are avoiding the question
659125 Travis : She is good at that
659126 Jugador : I said IF...
659127 Norah19 : If I want to get married only because I am scared of being alone at home
659128 Travis : I asked her why she had an appendix, wisdom teeth and a tailbone....she said she likes to help the needy lol
659129 Travis : I can wake her up, Norah, but she is at home and I am at work....
659130 Travis : I can't just roll her over and say Norah wants you now can I?
659131 Jugador : May Allah make Norah answer my question now
659132 Travis : be less selfish now
659133 Travis : Convert Norah to Darwinism now Amen
659134 Travis : Don't you want children, Norah?
659135 Travis : If you don't get married, you
659136 Jugador : she has 2... you and me
659137 Travis : will need to invest in a quality turkey baster
659138 Travis : yeah Jugs lol
659139 Norah19 : ok jugador, I will answer you
659140 Jugador : thank you
659141 Travis : May Allah make Norah pregnant now Amen
659142 Norah19 : I will marry my soulmate only
659143 Jugador : that is NOT an answer
659144 Jugador : Read the question again
659145 Travis : That is a blatantly lazy obfuscation
659146 Jugador : I wholeheartedly agree
659147 Norah19 : I mean I will not get married if I don’t fall in love
659148 Travis : atta boy
659149 Jugador : NOARH!!!
659150 Jugador : Read the question and answer in a fitting manner, please
659151 Travis : I will find you an anti-Semitic Palestinian lad prone to fits of jealousy
659152 Jugador : that could be me...
659153 Travis : And use correct punctuation, for hell's sake
659154 Travis : You're not Palenstinan
659155 Norah19 : If i fell in love with jew i will marry him, if I fell in love with the shiite I will marry him
659157 Travis : Shiites are in Iran, would you bop a Persian?
659158 Travis : And you're not allowed to marry a Jew
659159 Travis : You hate them
659160 Travis : be kosher now
659161 Travis : no more halil crap
659162 Norah19 : I am able to make him convert
659163 Jugador : halal.. isn't it?
659164 Travis : halal sorry for the typo
659166 Jugador : excused.
659167 Travis : You'll never make a Jew convert, and he'll never be able to convert you
659168 Jugador : So, the wedding is off then I take it
659169 Travis : I'll send you my foreskin, Norah, but it won't come cheap
659171 Travis : when can we celebrate your bat mitzvah?
659172 Travis : youtu.be/kDtabTufxao
659173 Travis : You're both children of Father Abraham, Norah, go for it
659174 Travis : I wanna see you marry a man in a yamulke
659175 Norah19 : I never fall in love with a man
659176 Norah19 : I will not get married
659177 Jugador : breaking news!!
659178 Jugador : pffft I thought Norah was going toi say she's batting for the other side
659179 Norah19 : I don’t meet the man yet
659180 Jugador : I haven't met*
659182 Jugador : you're welcome
659183 Jugador : You hold out for the right one Norah he'll come along
659184 Norah19 : Who?
659185 Jugador : Just make sure he doesn't beat you, and if he tries to beat you kick himn in the bollocks
659186 Jugador : I mean your perfect man will come along
659187 Travis : bean the boy in the balls
659188 Travis : make him a eunuch Norah
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