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1675100 Jdawg78 : It's like the humor wasn't translated well.
1675101 Jdawg78 : Called it humour instead of humor. LOL
1675103 Macuahuitl : American Humour
1675104 Macuahuitl : :D
1675105 Macuahuitl : There is an article about "when Americans lost their British accent"
1675106 Macuahuitl : I have yet to read it.
1675107 Jdawg78 : Well, I think British humour is more self depricating. American humor is more about over confidence and not being self aware.
1675108 Macuahuitl : That's true.
1675109 Manic2005 : Yes, we complain like fuck in our comedies :D
1675110 Manic2005 : But that's what makes if funny lol
1675111 Jdawg78 : Peep show is hard to watch without cringine...
1675112 Jdawg78 : cringing-
1675113 Macuahuitl : I only know of one British comedian: Jimmy Carr.
1675114 Jdawg78 : Jimmy Carr.
1675115 Jdawg78 : Did you hear his offensive joke about the mosquito nets?
1675116 Macuahuitl : Nope.
1675117 Manic2005 : Jimmy car is sooooo offensive :D
1675118 Macuahuitl : I only know him because I watched a few of the "Roast Battle" videos on YouTube.
1675119 Macuahuitl : And he was on that show.
1675120 Manic2005 : Jdawg, have you watch 'Only fools and horses?
1675121 Jdawg78 : He said if only they had mosquito nets in africa...they could prevent millions...
1675122 Jdawg78 : ...of mosquitos from getting aids.
1675123 Macuahuitl : Jaja, wow...
1675124 Macuahuitl : Salam, Norah.
1675125 Jdawg78 : I haven't seen that show.
1675126 Manic2005 : It was a classic lol Watch this ....
1675127 Norah19 : Monika!
1675128 Manic2005 : www.youtube.com/watch
1675129 Macuahuitl : ‹@Norah19› ¿Donde estan Monika?
1675130 Macuahuitl : ‹@Manic2005› Wow, how old are you?
1675131 Manic2005 : I'm 52 mate lol
1675132 Macuahuitl : I see..lol No wonder.
1675133 Macuahuitl : The video is still grainy.
1675134 Macuahuitl : When I was younger I wanted to be a comedian.
1675135 Macuahuitl : But then I gave up on that dream.
1675136 Macuahuitl : :D
1675137 Jdawg78 : But no one's laughing now.
1675138 Macuahuitl : Jaja.
1675140 Jdawg78 : So would this be considered -Chekov's Chandelier-?
1675141 Macuahuitl : I also wanted to be a chef, a rapper, a wrestler and an actor.
1675142 Manic2005 : No idea what Chekov's chandelier is lol
1675143 Jdawg78 : There's a term in stagecraft.
1675144 Jdawg78 : Called Chekov's Gun. If it is relevant to the plot...have the gun in the scene.
1675145 Jdawg78 : So like if there is a gun hanging on the wall, at some point someone is going to get shot.
1675146 Norah19 : Macua, i have sent to monika our secret code on skype
1675147 Macuahuitl : I was going to make a joke about Alec Baldwin but then I refrained.
1675148 Macuahuitl : ‹@Norah19› Okay.
1675149 Norah19 : Tell me the secret code if you are monika
1675150 Macuahuitl : ‹@Norah19› I can't. No soy Monika.
1675151 Jdawg78 : They gave me a cookie with my chicken!
1675152 Macuahuitl : 100+ more calories. Thanks KFC!
1675153 Macuahuitl : :D
1675155 Macuahuitl : In Japan KFC gives out fortune cookies.
1675156 Manic2005 : More time on the treadmill tomorrow then J, you need that balance
1675157 Manic2005 : Kentucky Fortune Cookies? lol
1675158 Macuahuitl : Thank you American Capitalism!
1675160 Manic2005 : Nono lol Yesyes
1675161 Jdawg78 : Hola Nono!
1675162 Macuahuitl : Hello, Nono.
1675163 Manic2005 : Oh maybe I should have started with 'Hello Nono' :D
1675164 Jdawg78 : The wings were excellent.
1675165 Macuahuitl : Wow, you are a fast eater.
1675166 Nono : No Haablan español
1675167 Macuahuitl : Si.
1675168 Jdawg78 : So I saw one of the best Karen videos.
1675169 Jdawg78 : Lady loses her phone, accuses a black guy of stealing it...etc.
1675170 Jdawg78 : They finally call her phone, and it was in her purse!
1675171 Jdawg78 : :D
1675173 Jdawg78 : But she actually apologized afterwards.
1675174 Macuahuitl : The problem is she won't stop being a racist.
1675175 Macuahuitl : *won't ever
1675176 Macuahuitl : I still haven't filed a claim for a new MP3 Player.
1675177 Jdawg78 : All I can think of is Father Ted when he was accidentally a racist.
1675178 Macuahuitl : They make you read so much stuff (the Terms of service, warranty, etc.)
1675180 Macuahuitl : I spent 4 hours straight just reading the little booklet they give you at Walmart.
1675181 Macuahuitl : And then you have to do it on the internet and have you read more stuff.
1675182 Jdawg78 : There's a part of the terms that say they are allowed to sew your mouth to a butthole and make a human centipede.
1675183 Macuahuitl : Jaja. gross
1675184 Jdawg78 : It was on South Park.
1675185 Macuahuitl : lol I was going say that
1675186 Jdawg78 : The food was satisfying but now I feel dead inside.
1675187 Norah19 : I am invited tomorrow to a pabtism
1675188 Jdawg78 : a baptism?
1675189 Macuahuitl : What's a "pabtism"?
1675190 Jdawg78 : un bautismo?
1675191 Macuahuitl : Is it a Islamic version of a "baptism"?
1675192 Macuahuitl : *an
1675193 Manic2005 : A pabtism of fire
1675194 Jdawg78 : I think it's when you are baptized in Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.
1675195 Jdawg78 : Where are the Mackenzie bros.?
1675196 Manic2005 : John the paptist lol
1675197 Norah19 : My friend gave birth of a child, she is celebrating it
1675198 Manic2005 : Good reason to celebrate
1675199 Macuahuitl : I thought that was called a "baby shower"

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