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1725428 Jdawg78 : I have a friend that ran a drug store. He caught a rich guy shop lifting.
1725429 mhm : yeah, kleptomania hits the rich too
1725430 Jdawg78 : It wasn't about the money, it was like cream for hemoroids...but he was too embarrassed to buy it.
1725431 mhm : but usually kleptos steal stuff that isn't that valuable
1725432 mhm : oh, that makes sense
1725433 Jdawg78 : You ever hear the joke about the two old ladies smoking on a park bench?
1725435 Jdawg78 : It starts to rain, and one of the ladies pulls out a condom...snips off the end and slides it over the cigtarette so she can smoke in the rain.
1725436 Jdawg78 : The first lady thought that was genius.
1725437 Jdawg78 : So she goes to the pharmacy and says -I need a box of condoms please.-
1725438 Jdawg78 : The shopkeeper was shocked and thought he misheard her. He asked her to repeat it.
1725439 Jdawg78 : -A box of condoms!-
1725440 Jdawg78 : He goes 'What size do you need?'
1725441 Jdawg78 : She says 'Whatever you got that will fit a camel'.
1725442 Jdawg78 : The shopkeeper fainted.
1725443 mhm : that's a good one
1725444 mhm : realistically I'm not sure about it though, as condoms are usually lubricated, right? I don't think I'd want to put that on my cigarette
1725446 Jdawg78 : I think they can be non-lubed too.
1725447 Jdawg78 : But the tip would still have to stick out the end.
1725448 mhm : people should just buy tobacco and smoke it out of a pipe
1725449 Jdawg78 : My dad used to do that.
1725450 Jdawg78 : He had a corncob pipe too.
1725451 Jdawg78 : Then he did the rolling type.
1725452 Jdawg78 : Pipe tobacco had a nice sophisticated smell.
1725453 mhm : does a corncob pipe affect the scent/flavor?
1725454 Jdawg78 : I don't know.
1725455 Jdawg78 : I think it was coated with something on the inside.
1725456 mhm : well, I'm gonna go continue my quest of trying to find something meaningful to fill my free time before I'm dead
1725458 Jdawg78 : Buenas noches.
1725459 Jdawg78 : I'm going to get ready to go home anyway.
1725460 Jdawg78 : Hasta luego.
1725461 Guest : .
1725462 bob : is that really you Jordi
1725463 bob : Barca not doing so well
1725465 MagnifiCat : como estas Jordi
1725466 MagnifiCat : ?
1725467 spanishteacher : Hola a todos
1725468 spanishteacher : A todos los que quieran hablar
1725472 MagnifiCat : que tal?
1725473 spanishteacher : Bien, ¿y tú?
1725475 MagnifiCat : estoy cuidando el perro de mi amiga
1725476 MagnifiCat : la perra
1725477 spanishteacher : Ahhh, nice
1725478 spanishteacher : What's her name?
1725479 MagnifiCat : y a la 1, una amiga va a venir para comer fajitas
1725481 spanishteacher : Ahhh, estupendo
1725482 spanishteacher : ¿Puedo preguntarte una cosa?
1725484 spanishteacher : Cuando estás con tus amigas(acompañada), te da los nervios.
1725485 spanishteacher : ?
1725486 spanishteacher : ¿te da los nervios?
1725488 MagnifiCat : algunas veces si
1725489 MagnifiCat : por ejemplo
1725490 MagnifiCat : 2-3 veces ya estabamos comiendo afuera en una restaurante
1725491 MagnifiCat : y la ansiedad viene
1725492 MagnifiCat : tenia que abandonar la comida
1725493 MagnifiCat : muy mal
1725495 spanishteacher : en un*
1725496 spanishteacher : Y la ansiedad vino*
1725498 spanishteacher : Si estás hablando de aquel momento.
1725500 MagnifiCat : st,
1725501 MagnifiCat : quieres ver mi plan de estudios?
1725502 MagnifiCat : 1a semana?
1725503 spanishteacher : Pero si estás hablando que cuando vas con tus amigas al restaurante, te pasa eso, entonces usas el presente simple, igual que en inglés.
1725505 spanishteacher : send it to me
1725507 spanishteacher : didn't you send me this the another day?
1725508 spanishteacher : Do you wanna translate into Spain and hand 'em out. ?
1725510 MagnifiCat : no, I don't want to translate it into spanish
1725511 MagnifiCat : it's only for me
1725512 spanishteacher : They stop to visit you
1725515 MagnifiCat : I've to put the washing out
1725517 spanishteacher : ok.
1725518 spanishteacher : Tender la lavadora o poner una lavadora.
1725519 spanishteacher : ?
1725520 spanishteacher : Ahhh, tender la ropa.
1725521 spanishteacher : ok.
1725522 spanishteacher : www.bing.com/images/searc...
1725523 spanishteacher : jordi is off
1725524 MagnifiCat : ya estoy
1725526 MagnifiCat : tengo una pregunta
1725527 MagnifiCat : tu ha jugado bingo alguna vez en espanol?
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