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Here you can see all the history of previous conversations.
Aquí se puede ver todo el historial de conversaciones anteriores.
281057 BillMcneal : it's hot and i can't think
281058 BillMcneal : (but i can whine)
281059 PauLa : Lucky doesn't now our "lunfardo"
281060 BillMcneal : tango is mostly nonsense too, they just repeat the same few words in different contexts
281061 Alondra : :D
281062 BillMcneal : mistonga this, percanta that
281063 PauLa : all about losen loves
281064 BillMcneal : qué me hablás de new york, qué querés con parís
281066 BillMcneal : how losing your love is terrible now that your mom is dead and your friends are all drunk
281068 solanka : well 90% of songs is about love
281069 PauLa : jajajaja Luke, right
281070 Anthony : www.youtube.com/watch
281071 solanka : mostly unhappy love
281072 Anthony : newbie in cuba
281073 Anthony : es un poco incomodo
281074 Jdawg78 : A woman walks into the police station she says -I want to report a grape.-
281075 Lucky : ‹@PauLa› es verdad, no sé nada de eso porque es suficiente difícil para aprender las palabras correcto
281076 crakecito : el internet is available only for government authorities in Cuba si?
281077 Jdawg78 : The policeman says -A what? You mean a rape?-
281078 crakecito : forbidden for people?
281079 PauLa : No te ocupes en aprenderlas Lucky
281080 solanka : nope, nowadays in hotels too
281081 Jdawg78 : -She says -No, a grape.
281082 solanka : like for 2 % of population
281083 Jdawg78 : It was a bunch of them.
281085 Lucky : ‹@crakecito› tourists can have internet as well as locals in cuba but it is monitered. You have to show a passport to get it if you are a tourist
281086 BillMcneal : explain dawg
281087 Lucky : monitored"
281088 crakecito : open air prison
281090 Lucky : ‹@Jdawg78› cute
281091 Jdawg78 : You buy grapes by the -bunch-
281092 PauLa : racimo y...….
281093 solanka : maybe they are happier than us;) , crak
281094 BillMcneal : and?
281095 crakecito : i have a cuban guy aqui solanka
281096 crakecito : they are not happy
281097 Jdawg78 : She saw a bunch of grapes.
281099 Lucky : it was not one grape but a bunch of them lol
281100 crakecito : an amigo
281103 Alondra : It depends on how much they aspire to aquire material things
281105 solanka : have you ever learnt spanish crack?
281106 Jdawg78 : I think I am more amused by Bill's struggle to understand why the joke is funny.
281107 Lucky : ‹@crakecito› los cubanos aquí vienen a mi país porque ellos no están feliz en Cuba,
281108 Jdawg78 : The joke really isn't that funny...
281109 crakecito : solo by myself solanka no course o nada
281111 solanka : joke about the rape, yeah really "funny"...
281112 crakecito : true Lucky,
281113 BillMcneal : oh i'm not playing hardcore feminist
281114 Lucky : ‹@Jdawg78› cheesy funny or corny funny
281115 Jdawg78 : No, about grapes.
281116 BillMcneal : i really don't get the joke :P
281117 Lucky : grape not rape
281118 Jdawg78 : Did you not see the joke?
281120 Lucky : rape is not funny
281121 solanka : you all get it, but I am the one ( including women here) who think it's not specially..funny?
281122 Jdawg78 : But grapes are delicious.
281123 PauLa : I didn´t understand it
281124 crakecito : i just started a book, its about raping bondage and kill
281125 Lucky : Because I took it literally as a grape not a rape
281126 BillMcneal : why would she go to the police station in the first place
281127 crakecito : a true story of a sexo maniac
281128 Anthony : 50 shades of grey?
281129 Jdawg78 : Because she saw a bunch of grapes.
281131 Lucky : hahahah Anthony
281132 BillMcneal : and?
281133 crakecito : an old book by John Glatt
281134 Anthony : norwegian forest
281135 solanka : she was raped many times, that's why she reported it as a "grape"
281136 Jdawg78 : I need to make some korean bulgogi.
281137 BillMcneal : honestly this doesn't really qualify as a joke, it's too contrived
281138 Jdawg78 : I said it wasn't funny...
281140 Jdawg78 : The reaction of people struggling to find the humor was more amusing than the actual joke.
281141 Jdawg78 : The joke was a macguffin.
281142 crakecito : she couldn't say gangbang
281143 solanka : oh let's sawy for this guy looking like a priest from some village
281144 solanka : wait*
281146 Jdawg78 : Okay, bbl. time for dinner.
281147 BillMcneal : so a cop stops a speeding guy on the street
281148 solanka : ok ,take care with grapes....;)
281149 BillMcneal : the cops reads the driver's id and notices he's from germany
281150 BillMcneal : so he tells him
281152 Lucky : Hola Celeste
281153 BillMcneal : "do you know how fast you were going? this isn't the autobahn, you know that?"
281154 BillMcneal : the guy replies "sure"
281155 BillMcneal : he's heisenberg
281156 BillMcneal : -- the end, a really contrived "joke"
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