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1873569 Bah : en laboratorio
1873571 Norah19 : but i want to be like my mother!
1873572 Jdawg78 : I'm sorry ST.
1873573 Jdawg78 : :D
1873574 Bah : ‹@Norah19› u can't keep your mind closed to other human things, to other human activities
1873575 Jdawg78 : No veo pelis así, no soy fan de ficción. :D
1873576 spanishteacher : Esto es para aprender inglés, os pongo lo que voy a ver.
1873577 Norah19 : adam and eve were together
1873578 Jdawg78 : Norah, did you hear my Adam and Eve joke?
1873579 Bah : norah won't understand me, we have a lot of cultural difference
1873580 Jdawg78 : Eve accused Adam of cheating on him with another girl.
1873581 Norah19 : you asked alexa for a joke?
1873582 Bah : y ahí van sus cuentos de la bible
1873583 Jdawg78 : Adam said -Imposible, tú eres la única mujer que existe!- -no es posible ser infiel-
1873584 Bah : blah blah
1873585 Bah : chau chicos y chicas
1873586 Jdawg78 : esa noche, Adam despertó al ver a Eve sobre su pecho. -Qué haces?- -estoy contando tus costillas!-
1873587 Bah : better i go
1873589 Bah : have a nice chat
1873591 spanishteacher : Adiós guapa
1873592 Jdawg78 : Hasta luego Bah!
1873594 Jdawg78 : Hola Charliedontsurf!
1873595 Jdawg78 : I met the new store manager today. :D
1873596 Norah19 : any news about monika?
1873597 Norah19 : jdawg if you convert in islam and then we get married, i want to give birth of 10 kids
1873599 charliedontsurf : youtu.be/faXDCp0BDU4
1873600 charliedontsurf : Norah, you're at the age now that after two kids you'll go through menopause
1873601 charliedontsurf : Be realistic funnnyyyyyyy
1873602 Norah19 : hi travis
1873603 charliedontsurf : hi Norah
1873604 Jdawg78 : 10 kids? :O
1873605 Norah19 : i'm an exception, menopause will be at the age 80
1873608 Norah19 : yes 10 kids
1873609 Jdawg78 : Menopause...when you take a 'pause' from 'men'.
1873610 Norah19 : i will name 5 of my kids
1873611 Norah19 : and you will name 5
1873613 charliedontsurf : Good luck there, Norah
1873614 Jdawg78 : 50?
1873615 charliedontsurf : All go down well with the new boss?
1873616 Norah19 : fifty fifty i mean
1873617 charliedontsurf : May as well say 500
1873618 charliedontsurf : Oh, that's different
1873619 Jdawg78 : Only saw here for a few minutes today. I work at the airport but I stopped to get some snacksa nd check the schedule.
1873620 charliedontsurf : What if he gives his five Jewish names?
1873621 Norah19 : only names of prophets like jesus, moses, noah...
1873623 charliedontsurf : You said HE could name them
1873624 charliedontsurf : Now new restrictions lol
1873625 charliedontsurf : You ask too much, Norah. Marriage is about compromise
1873626 Norah19 : but he must be muslim first
1873627 charliedontsurf : If the boys are circumcized and the girls identify as boys and get snipped too, you'll have a lot of spare skin around
1873628 charliedontsurf : lol yet another restriction
1873629 Norah19 : girls don't get circumcised!
1873630 Norah19 : only boys
1873631 charliedontsurf : They do if they identify as boys
1873634 charliedontsurf : JD, take over, this is more your area of expertise
1873635 Norah19 : i think jdawg can't be circumcised because he is diabetic
1873637 charliedontsurf : What does that matter?
1873638 charliedontsurf : He's American, he probably is
1873640 Jdawg78 : It's a jewish tradition.
1873643 Jdawg78 : But, I didn't get circumsized because I was moved to a different hospital that didn't do them.
1873644 charliedontsurf : the Abrahamic Covenant
1873646 Jdawg78 : After I was born, my heart stopped and I wasn't breathing.
1873647 charliedontsurf : Just you and me, Aegis
1873648 charliedontsurf : I had a friend that was not circumcized and we called him anteater lol
1873649 Norah19 : is jdawg jewish?
1873651 Jdawg78 : Nope.
1873652 charliedontsurf : He's an ordained rabbi
1873653 Jdawg78 : Not jewish, not circumsized.
1873654 Jdawg78 : I have all 11 of my toes too.
1873655 charliedontsurf : With appropriate webbing between toes?
1873656 charliedontsurf : JD is a great swimmer, Norah
1873657 charliedontsurf : Use the swimming pool as your love nest
1873658 Norah19 : what if i changed my mind and i refused to get married
1873659 charliedontsurf : Then we'd have to listen to you complain another 20 years
1873660 charliedontsurf : spoiler alert: We're already assuming that
1873661 charliedontsurf : You are too picky, Norah. No living human can live up to your demands
1873662 charliedontsurf : But you're funny to read
1873663 Norah19 : i want a great father for my kids
1873664 charliedontsurf : Your kids? You haven't even gone out on a date yet
1873665 charliedontsurf : One step at a time
1873666 Jdawg78 : Do I have to pay for the first date? Or can we split the bill?
1873667 charliedontsurf : You could go Dutch, but she's Moroccan
1873668 charliedontsurf : Looks like you'll be footing the bill
1873669 charliedontsurf : Only fair, you didn't have to pay for a circumcision
1873670 Norah19 : if you split the bill i will split the bed
1873672 charliedontsurf : Frisky Norah lol
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