History - Historia
Here you can see all the history of previous conversations.
Aquí se puede ver todo el historial de conversaciones anteriores.
1858253 Jdawg78 : He got his first car with personalized license plate.
1858254 Jdawg78 : He wanted -HIghway Men- So it was abbreviated to Hi-men-
1858256 Jdawg78 : So we always said -Hymen.-
1858257 Jdawg78 : And he goes -No! Highway men!-
1858258 Travis : Of course, that's a natural
1858259 Jdawg78 : -NOt what the plate says dude!-
1858260 Travis : Hymen Munster
1858261 Travis : How could your friend not figure that out beforehand? I mean, come on
1858262 Travis : And the person you told to make your vanity plate didn't laugh?
1858263 Jdawg78 : I think it was one of those things that you fill out the form...
1858264 MagnifiCat : he was too young
1858265 Jdawg78 : And when you get it in the mail it's like -we didn't hae this available...so we changed it ot this..-
1858267 Jdawg78 : Cars were still relatively new inventions back then.
1858268 Travis : When did your "bicycle seat" make a woman of you, Cat?
1858270 MagnifiCat : you silly
1858271 Jdawg78 : There`s a novelty bar stool that breaks on command...and when you stand up, there's a rod sticking out.
1858272 Travis : Yes?
1858273 Jdawg78 : So it looks like you got deflowered.
1858274 Travis : Perhaps some do
1858275 Travis : Pretty tacky. For a one-time gag I get it, but then what?
1858276 Travis : You have a dildo chair for the in-laws? Not cool lol
1858277 Jdawg78 : youtube.com/shorts/idaEa0...
1858278 Jdawg78 : Well, you can uise it as a regular stool too I think.
1858279 Travis : Don't let it spring on granny
1858280 Travis : You'd have to have a ton of friends to make it worth it
1858282 Jdawg78 : Or use it on a stage show...
1858283 Travis : It is kinda funny
1858284 Travis : Good way to get hemorrhoids
1858285 Jdawg78 : Now imagine wearing white pants and keeping a packet of ketchup in your back pocket...to sell the effect.
1858286 MagnifiCat : Travis, if you swear again
1858287 Travis : You'd feel at home in prison
1858288 Travis : shit Cat, what?
1858289 Travis : I love her passive-aggressive threats lol
1858290 Jdawg78 : Start a swear jar.
1858291 Jdawg78 : Put a quarter in.
1858292 Travis : hemorrhoids is a swear word?
1858293 Jdawg78 : We'll have enough for a pool table soon.
1858294 Travis : Rack 'em up, JD
1858295 Jdawg78 : Zounds is a swear word.
1858296 Jdawg78 : A superior one at that.
1858297 Travis : Hey, nice rack!
1858298 Jdawg78 : S'blood and Zounds.
1858299 Travis : Yeah, in Athens 500 BCE
1858300 Jdawg78 : Shakespearian swear words. Comes from Gods Blood or Gods Wounds.
1858301 Travis : Actually much older than Shakespeare
1858302 Travis : Read Aristophanes, Aeschylus, Euripides and Sophocles
1858303 Travis : Or is it? Inquiring minds want to know.....
1858304 Jdawg78 : Well, it wouldn't make sense in BC...because Jesus wasn't born yet.
1858305 Travis : We lost Cat again over a glass of water
1858306 Jdawg78 : HOw can you curse the lords wounds...they'd be like -who?-
1858307 Travis : Zeus' wounds
1858308 Jdawg78 : Zeus was a ladies man.
1858309 Travis : Only in bird form
1858310 Travis : Leda was the original Virgin Mary
1858312 Travis : Cat?
1858314 MagnifiCat : Leda or Virgin Mary
1858315 Travis : Still with us, water bearer?
1858316 Travis : Yes, Leda or VM
1858317 Travis : Are you still lost?
1858318 MagnifiCat : I have no preference
1858319 Travis : Try Loreal hair-care products
1858320 Travis : Now I KNOW you're lost
1858321 MagnifiCat : oh, you think my hair needs it
1858322 Travis : So what's the new tactic on winning over Romeo?
1858323 MagnifiCat : we stay friends
1858324 MagnifiCat : he said
1858325 Travis : Is that good with you?
1858326 Travis : Or do you want the whole enchilada?
1858328 Travis : No enchiladas in Spain, the whole barra de pan
1858329 MagnifiCat : well, I was hoping for the stuffed chicken position
1858330 MagnifiCat : but I'm ok to be friends
1858332 Travis : Well, part your wings and pray to Zeus
1858334 Travis : no beaks allowed
1858336 MagnifiCat : I took the matter into my hands
1858337 Travis : playing on the chicken theme
1858338 MagnifiCat : and registered on a dating site
1858339 Travis : Careful, lots of crazies there
1858341 MagnifiCat : I know
1858342 MagnifiCat : more crazy then me, is difficult
1858343 Travis : You're looking for a chicken. Don't get a vulture
1858344 Travis : Different types of crazy, sis
1858345 Jdawg78 : How is a raven like a writing desk?
1858346 Travis : they both has black tops?
1858347 Jdawg78 : Edgar Allen Poe wrote on both. :D
1858349 Travis : My dad is named after Edgar Allen Poe
1858350 MagnifiCat : thx, I'll be careful
1858351 Jdawg78 : Technically there was no answer. It was just something to make the mad hatter sound mad.
1858352 Travis : Edgar Allen _____
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