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150494 PauLa : Plop!!!
150495 BillMcneal : ::laugh
150496 BillMcneal : could be any ethnicity really
150498 BillMcneal : people must have really hated galicians here (?)
150499 collado414 : hmmmm? I don't get it
150501 collado414 : can you explain it in english so I can retry it in spanish?
150503 collado414 : do you know why the Galecians guard empty bottles in the refridgerator?
150504 BillMcneal : haha ok
150505 collado414 : so if they have quests who don't want to take anything??
150506 collado414 : am i close?
150507 BillMcneal : do you know why <people from any ethnicity> keep empty bottles in the fridge?
150508 Alondra : Hoe are u doggy?
150509 PauLa : te quemas!!!
150510 collado414 : guest*
150512 BillMcneal : in case their guests don't want anything to drink :P
150516 collado414 : oooooh.
150517 BillMcneal : por si = in case :P
150518 collado414 : hm.. I think I like that
150519 BillMcneal : por si acaso, even
150520 collado414 : okay here is another one I heard but don't completely get maybe you can help me with it
150522 collado414 : cual es el colmo(??) del zapatero?
150524 BillMcneal : yes, colmo
150525 BillMcneal : "el colmo" is something incredibly ironic
150526 collado414 : cuando su esposa le diga que en la calle hay mujeres suelas
150527 PauLa : mujerzuelas**
150529 BillMcneal : good one
150530 PauLa : no imagino suelas caminando
150531 BillMcneal : well but that's the joke :P
150533 collado414 : hm, I don't get it at all because my spanish sucks :'(
150534 BillMcneal : mujerzuela = hooker; suela = soles of your shoes/feet
150535 PauLa : you don`t get it?
150537 PauLa : there you have
150538 BillMcneal : those tend to include slang of some sort sometimes
150540 BillMcneal : cuál es el colmo de un bombero? tener un hijo chorro
150542 collado414 : yeah I'm slowly starting to get it....it's a bit difficult for me because of the language barrier PauLa
150543 PauLa : I understand collado, I'm just trying to correct your mistakes
150544 PauLa : si quieres
150545 collado414 : Sí te aprecio que me ayudas.
150546 PauLa : Con la aclaración que te dio Bill, el chiste suena mejor
150548 BillMcneal : se ha forrrrrrmado una pareja
150549 PauLa : no way I`m 95 years old
150550 PauLa : and a nun
150551 BillMcneal : ::laugh
150553 BillMcneal : a bride of jesus
150554 collado414 : okay now for an english joke
150555 PauLa : well……..
150556 collado414 : What did the momma buffalo say to her son when he went away to school???
150560 PauLa : she was scared
150561 BillMcneal : ::laugh
150564 PauLa : jajajaja doggy
150565 BillMcneal : here, you win this mushroom
150566 collado414 : lol if you guys like that I have another buffalo joke.....and thank you, I will gladly accept that
150567 BillMcneal : a ver
150570 collado414 : A boy buffalo says to his dad, "dad, why is it that we are attracted to both girl and boy buffalos?" What is that dad's response???
150573 collado414 : Because we are bi-son
150575 BillMcneal : that one at least is edgi-er
150577 collado414 : sorry Doggy, I absolutely love terrible dad jokes, I can't help it
150578 Mrs Kane : Hey guys
150579 collado414 : oh you want edgy do you?.....
150581 BillMcneal : citizen kane
150583 BillMcneal : of course i do
150584 collado414 : this one is better when spoken out loud versus being read on a screen I think but let's see how it goes anyways....
150585 collado414 : What's the best part about having sex with 21 year olds?
150586 BillMcneal : tell them but spare us the "what" part :P
150587 collado414 : There is 20 of them.
150590 PauLa : mutis por el foro
150591 BillMcneal : too edgy :P
150592 BillMcneal : anything inbetween? haha
150594 collado414 : won't happen again.
150595 Mrs Kane : Statistically 3 out of 4 men enjoy gang rape.
150597 PauLa : my cheeks are burning
150598 collado414 : and no I'm scared now haha
150599 BillMcneal : ::laugh
150600 collado414 : Lol Mrs Kane.
150601 Mrs Kane : Anyone here a Republican?
150602 Mrs Kane : If you are you won't enjoy this joke
150603 collado414 : Anyone here a republican? If so you are the joke.
150604 collado414 : Is that it?
150605 collado414 : lol. . . .
150606 Mrs Kane : One day Donald Trump walks in on his daughter masturbating with a cucumber.
150607 Mrs Kane : Gross! Says Donald. I was going to eat that later. Now it's going to taste like cucumber!
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